More Robots

Work sucks. I'm sure everyone knows this and agrees in their own way. It seems that no one reads this blog, or at the very least, no one that comes through my place of employment. I say this because people still think it's a good idea to come back to the garden center with a ton of groceries. I've decided to teach these people a lesson. I don't call for help when the line builds up. Don't want a line? Come to the store at like six in the morning and go to a normal checkout lane. I've also started screwing anyone with produce that brings in a ton of stuff. From now on, if your bring a bunch of shit to the garden center, I'm going to lean on the scale/scanner when I weigh your fruits and vegetables. I figure I can add a good amount of weight, making your bananas cost about five times what they should. You brought a whole cart of groceries to the garden center register? Well guess what, asshole? You just bought the most expensive tomato you've ever seen. Deal with it.

More robots today, new comic tomorrow.


"Viking Robot"


"Robot at a Urinal"


"Robot Lineup: Businessbot, Batman Bot, Swimmer-as-a-shark bot"